i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair
NOT ALL AUSTRALIANS:
- Are tanned
- Drink copious amounts of alcohol
- Like sport
- Can magically surf
- Say G’Day Mate
- Have ridden an emu to school at least once
how do astronauts say they’re sorry?
We dont apologize.
we are perfect.
nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ
i’ll stop dressing in black when they invent a darker colour